We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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