people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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