Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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