Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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