i permit you to call me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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