Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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