She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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