On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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