So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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