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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...

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  I'm eager to hear this explaination.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.

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• (310): View more from California

  Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs

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  Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter

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