hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch