I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
it glows. i had to have it.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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