News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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