It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
