i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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