how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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