Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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