We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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