I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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