I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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