apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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