i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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