exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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