I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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