Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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