Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
The air was thick with penises
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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