So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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