Too much gin, very little bucket
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
