Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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