The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He did a backflip because drugs
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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