Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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