And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
