Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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