I'm lost and stupid without you.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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