Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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