Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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