it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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