if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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