She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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