I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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