There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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