Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Enjoy the penises
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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