sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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