took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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