Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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