I'm drive I can fine osifer
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
