remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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