Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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