They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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