Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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