I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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