Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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