I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
