we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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