P.S. I can't hear my feet
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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