I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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